|I live for all Asian tourists.
|The best a group of British women has ever looked.
|How to look bored AND constipated.
|"The American girls, they bigger. The shoulders so wide!"
|You're NEVER getting rid of me.
|I put Maroney on the team because you all like her. If you wobble on your full, Gabby Douglas, I will break three of your toes.
|What's up, Suckers?!
|Do you seriously think you're going to take my fucking spray bottle?! I only like you when cameras are around.
|Martha just gave me a full-length mirror as a present.
|I would like to thank my coaches for stretching me beyond the point of tears.
|I'm just like getting into my floor routine and listening to my rap---you know the clean versions, I mean you know, oh man, no cussin, but I'm just like getting into my groove and showing those girls my stuff. I just like love the USA.
|Why are people always saying British women look like horses?!
|You don't even know my name.
|I bet you're glad you never had to spot Cheng Fei.
|You're in the wrong event...
|I will bring honor to China.
|Another trip with Peggy is stealing my soul
|I stole Aliya's eyeshadow to freak Gabby out.
|I'm not actually surprised, it's just my eyebrows.
|Who is more full of shit?
|Why did he let Sarah Patterson dress us?!
|How I feel watching your gymnastics...
|Oh man, people tell me that I like remind them of Dominique Dawes so I decided to just get in the groove and rub some chalk on my legs and be all thinking about the Mag 7, man!
|They just told me I was washed up five years ago?
|You should be scared.
|I haven't aged a day since 2003.
|Sui Lu: B.A.M.F.