Friday, July 23, 2010

The Shannon Miller Lifestyle

Shannon Miller now has a website devoted to living just like her! It doesn't matter that Shannon has only given birth to one child, she is an EXPERT on staying fit the right way during pregnancy and losing the baby weight. Shannon was so confident in her expertdom that she even filmed DVDs during her actual pregnancy because she is just THAT perfect.

Shannon Miller is the healthiest person any of us know. Forget that elite gymnasts have diets designed for the female athlete triad. Forget that most of them have osteoporosis coming their way. Even if she does suffer from the loss of bone density, Shannon will come up with another DVD and book about beating it the healthy way.

In addition to her books, website and DVDs, Shannon was a weekly call-in radio show. Shannon will talk to experts about fitness, nutrition, parenting and stress relief. We can only help that Shannon will give us REAL advice, such as:

-How to lose weight while doing housework.
-How to petition your way through life.
-Finding the right plastic surgeon.
-Botox: the when and where.
-Nose Jobs: How many are enough?
-Divorce: How to screw your spouse one last time.
-Sex during pregnancy.
-How to rid yourself of Christian guilt.
-Breast feeding the silicone way.


  1. You can say the same thing about Bethenny Frankel, but you love her for some reason.

  2. Here here, Anonymous. I give her major props - the kid used to be a mouse who barely spoke more than two words, let alone had her own opinions. Yes, she has personal issues, but who doesn't? Give her some credit.

  3. This is my favorite post of yours ever!!!! LOVE IT!

  4. Your Shannon hate and bias is old Aunt Joyce but keep pretending to being a fan.

    This blog is becoming sad.

  5. There is a difference between liking someone's gymnastics and liking them as a person.

  6. Your hate for Shannon clouds your judgement of her entire career. You reak of the Nastia fanatics that find fault with everything she does.

    I am not even a Miller fan but Nastia fans are just so obnoxious it makes me defend Miller. I hate you all for

  7. Oh please, anyone with some sense can get some humor out of that website. I loved her as a gymnast, but that doesn't mean I don't find her laughable as an adult.

  8. She is making a living. This blog isn't funny it is downright mean just for the sake of being mean.

  9. I rip on Nastia's clothing line and other things as much as I rip on Shannon's OCD and lifestyle tips. Shannon was and is my favorite member of the 1992 and 1996 Olympic Teams, but that doesn't mean I don't see the humor in her 15 changes of hand placement during a giant full, her creepy coach or her scrunchies. I can probably still recite the commentary to any of her '96 routines verbatim from watching the videos so many times. "She's saying stick the dismount, stick the dismount!"

    I also make fun of Nastia's bar dismount but still adore her.

    Neither is my all time favorite gymnast. I don't really have just one favorite gymnast.

  10. It's not mean for the sake of being mean. It's just someone calling it like it is. I love how people get all riled up when the blog is gone, but then whine and complain when its here. If you don't like it, don't read it. Otherwise be a little grateful.

  11. I can't believe Shannon is allowing photos of herself with such obvious crow's feet to circulate on the internet!

  12. That's Shannon Miller???!!! What happened to her face? AJ please post some old and new...