Like Dominique Moceanu, my sister has wasted little time pimping out her next-of-kin in 'cuteness' pageant of sorts. By visiting this link and liking the photo of my puppy-nephew, you are helping to appease the desires of a violently competitive woman. Frankly, I still cry at night about her never letting me have a turn when playing two-player-team for Donkey Kong Country. My role was to read the guidebook and face the other way, as not to distract her. Please help my puppy-nephew satisfy his mommy, it is only a matter of time until she births a toddler with a tiara and forgets all about him.
As far as I remember, there is a buzzing bee in that game. It was funny and ridiculous sometimes.
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