LOLOLOLOL!! They should totally take the next step! Confess their love, head on over to one of the six states where it's legal and make it official! Then they can finally push those two single beds together...
No... they're not compatible. I would never support such a marriage. Bert is obviously some old troll and Ernie is his hot little (pudgy) twink. This would perpetuate the idea that ugly, creepy, older gay men deserve love too, and I just can't support that.
It upsets me that Bert will never openly love Ernie for who he is.
Can't we just leave sex out of children's programming? (I know, I know, I have no sense of humor.)
Why does anyone even care really?
This is EXACTLY why I love you, AJ! :)
gay men would not dress that badly and would actually get their hair done
Anon@10:42 - WRONG. You've never been to Oregon. There are plenty of gay hipster-types that have those sweaters and pants, don't brush their hair, bathe, or get haircuts AND have unibrows. Trust me. I can almost *smell* Bert and Ernie from here. Blech.