Tuesday, June 19, 2012

NY Times Features Upper East Side Gang



The NY Times is featuring the gang of the Upper East Side: Mack Daddy Jeremy Bloom, Sasha Cohen, Tara Lipinski, Sarah Hughes and Joey Cheek.  It is curious, as they only include the famous members of the group, which is somewhat misleading and a wonderful mediawhore moment.  Sarah Hughes is not always present with them, but heiress Qwilty Powers may be the queen of the group (or at least the blondest.)  It is endlessly amusing that Sasha Cohen refers to former beau Jeremy Bloom as an older brother.  If this were a reality show, Sasha would certainly be the Teresa Giudice.

More of Sasha and her B Cups after the jump...



Our girl has been out living the life lately...





18 comments:

  1. Joey Cheek's current girlfriend is Margaux Isaksen, a 20-year-old modern pentathlete. He's 33 (and I have a ton of respect for him for the work he's done with Right to Play).

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    1. Is Right to Play the fake charity that Summer Sanders represented to bridge dodgeball to war torn countries on the apprentice? I know they are jocks, but get a better cause!

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  2. How does Sasha go from being completely flat-chested to sporting B-cups? Don't tell me it's strictly from weight gain because she doesn't look like she had gained much weight except in her boobs. Implants? Implants are just gross.

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  3. Yes - another installment of the Upper East Side Gang. :) I live for this as I await the Olympics...

    Wearing yoga-wear to a beach-volleyball outing - these ladies tickle me.

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  4. This is a fucked up jacked up version of Jersey shore.

    Sasha is fat.

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  5. LMAO this is like the I beat Michelle Kwan but no one knows who I am reality show of hell.

    Kwan has way too much class to ever pull this shit.

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  6. well, they do all look like they are enjoying NYC life. . .

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    1. of course, if i was an heiress, or, could make money doing shows/endorsements/etc; or, had a dad who was the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, i would probably be enjoying NYC, too.

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  7. Oh, and Sasha is not fat. . . she is a very healthy size for someone her age and body type.

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  8. I think it's a good idea for the WORLDS WORST FIGURE SKATING gold medalists to stick together. It's the only way they can get articles written about them.

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    1. I agree...minus Sasha who's actually the only one that people want to see skate out of that bunch.

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  9. I think Sasha is a C-cup.

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  10. Does that lipinski girl get botox?

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  11. Sasha is a fat cow. Get over it. Tell her to stop eating because she looks like a pig.

    Tara Lipnski is gross ugly. She needs a facelift. Why is her face as fat as Sasha the pig

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  12. I don't like Sasha that much, but please, please don't compare her to someone as mind-numbingly ugly as Teresa Guidice.

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