More From the Motherland

I never knew how much I loved bars until I saw those amerikankas.

I am the new Svetlana.

Americans do beam in front of a flag, I do bars in front of giant banners of myself.  And I deserve it.

If you start with shit, you end with...

No one ever accused Nabieva of being a beautiful gymnast.

Yes, Tanya, look around! We are on the B Team.  I won the vault and those bastards failed to photograph me.

I used to laugh at these girls.

I'm too pretty to be cut from the team!

I need a vodka when this shit is done.

Why am I still doing bars?

Body Line.

I can't be THIS out of shape.

My mother tell me, "Big girls have dreams too, Tanichka."

I'll break Grishina's other leg if I have to.

Vika, I am not worthy!

You don't know how hungry I am now that I only have one ass again.

I'm still mad I'm not World Uneven Bars Champion!

This must be what Nastia feels like every time she sees that fucking Bounty commercial.

I hate my life.

I only agreed to do this so Tanya doesn't get any ideas.

I didn't even have to qualify, I am THAT good.

I love my toepoint.

I can still vault better than all of these girls.

I look amazing?  Oh really?  Keep talking and I'll give you a child.