Saturday, October 2, 2010

A Conversation With Pasha



Pasha lets us know that she is in the Guinness Book of World Records...along with people who haven't cut their fingernails for 25 years. I'm the most curious to know who Pasha's friends are. I am beyond appalled that they didn't have her skate in those hot pants.

I am relieved that Pasha told us that she is not a Canadian or an American. I never would've guessed.

Also, has Pasha visited the dentist lately? I can't help but notice that she changed more than her name... I can't help but be envious of anyone who shared this religious experience with the Two-Time Olympic Champion.



She is still the best ice dancer in the world (and you know she'll tell you as much. Pasha is an honest Christian.

5 comments:

  1. Your sarcasm cracks me up.

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  2. Why is her rack so enormous in video two?

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  3. Anjelika Krylova should have voodoo dolls to represent every time this overrated diva bitch undeservedly beat her in competition. (And that would be pretty much every time, IMO. Krylova's skating skills were always far superior.)

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  4. Jayne Torvill throws a subtle, a-la-pre-Kylie-and-plastic-surgery side-eye at this basic bitch...

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