Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Gym Dog Update




Jay Clark has cracked the whip. No one needs to tell you that things are a little more intense in Athens this preseason, it is evident from the workout videos. First off, the girls all appear to be in strong physical condition and McComb is noticeably thinner than she was last season. When McComb is in shape, she is capable of refining her routines and hitting big. Last year, making her routines was her real concern (whether or not she admitted it.)

Gina Nuccio looks more like than Gina Nuccio that was recruited than the Calamity Gina of last season whose routines got sloppier by the day. This is the best she's looked at Georgia. Gina's shoulder angle on her series is beyond ridiculous. It is amazing that she manages to ever stay on the beam.

Kat Ding looks as strong as ever. She even looks to be getting it together on beam. Her gainer front flip is higher.

Shayla Worley is currently healthy for these five seconds. She may herniate another disc by the time you're done reading this post. Jay needs to get her handstands up to Nastia levels so she can enter the 9.900 range on bars.

Noel Couch is looking very much like a fugly mess who will hit every routine this season. The red headed step children always manage to hit. (I'm looking at you Rebecca Bross and Rachael Flatt.)

Hilary Mauro is looking as driven as ever. She is adding all sorts of passes that she's always wound up watering down in the past. It has yet to be seen whether Jay will make her the beam leadoff again and restore sanity in the beam lineup.

The girl with the long ponytail, craptacularly low jaegar and double layout dismount on bars is Cat Hires. She looks to have recovered from injury rather quickly. We can only hope that she will straddle her release skills and get some freakin amplitude. If she can manage that, she could score well for the team. Cat is one of those gymnasts who they are hoping will improve a great deal (like McComb and Ding.)

Kaylan Earls looks solid on beam, but we can only imagine that she is hindorffing and tumbling well.

Christa Tanella is looking sluggish on beam, but she did manage to land a tumbling pass. 

Sadly, we were not treated to any of their preseason vaults. There is nothing I enjoy more than watching Mauro do whatever it is that she is actually doing on vault. Her 1.5 twisting yurchenko has a tendency to look like a Munchkin swept up in a tornado in the Land of Oz.

It looks like the team is keeping grumpy Jay away by working hard. They lack the depth and star power of other teams, but they look capable of being a scrappy team if they can remain healthy.

9 comments:

  1. I'm getting excited for the NCAA season. It seems like it will be a good one!

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  2. Shayla is a waste.

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  3. Shayla is a waste of what? Weirdo

    McComb does look better, yay! And Nuccio's shoulder angle IS so strange, wth.

    Not to be a perv (and I'm a girl), but Noel Couch's booty is like, there.

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  4. Tanella is overly disappointing as a NCAA gymnast. I thought she would pull it together and have at least mild success and be in the lineup somewhere and be in there week to week and be consistant. Whatever she did or lack of doing this summer in the gym is painfully obvious through this video. So so sad. :(

    I'm so very excited for NCAA season to start as well. :)

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  5. Overly disappointing? Yeah, and then some. She looks like a beached whale.

    I'll believe Jay Clark is cracking the whip when he cans her and Breazeal.

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  6. Stick a fork in Tanella... wait, scratch that. HARPOON the bitch and drag her fat ass out of that gym.

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  7. Tanella is not fat. She may not be in the shape that she should be in as a NCAA gymnast, but she is not fat. I hope she will get up to snuff so that she can contribute, she has such nice artistry and presentation. I refuse to give up on her!

    I don't see how Shayla is a waste, she seems to be doing the damn thing on beam. Bam.

    Nice to see Kat looking stable on beam.

    Love Hilary's tumbling pass toward the end.

    I think Cassidy stayed in Athens and hit the gym hard over the summer...it clearly paid off.

    I'm loving Noel...she seems like such a hard worker and has a great personality. It makes it a little easier to overlook the herky-jerkiness in her beam routine. And the girl does hit, everytime. If she was a geyser in Yellowstone, she could be called "Ol' Reliable".

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  8. Very true.

    Christa Tanella is both beautiful, and isn't fat at all - she's in awesome shape and yet thick, but in a sexy way.

    And, I'll add, she's done a terrific job with her floor routines.

    And yes, Noel Couch is beautiful, too. And her body is amazing in terms of conditioning.

    Both these gymnasts will conquer.

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