Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Men's Qualifying Update Brought to you by Margaret Thatcher


This is Margaret Thatcher filling in for Aunt Joyce with a brief update. With two subdivisions remaining, the USA men are in third. They trail second-place Japan by three points. China holds first, one point above Japan. The USA's J. Ho looks strong for the individual all-around, currently standing 3rd. Danell Leyva is in 10th. America should be proud of its all-bottom team and the resourcefulness it has shown.

I am gratified that the British men appear to be competing jolly well. They are in fourth and neck-and-neck with their American cousins. Our boys want a piece of the action in London. If it means taking down the young American bottoms, so be it.

Still to compete... The hairy Italians.

Results

http://mediacloud.gymnastics2010.com/C73A_ResultsTeamDet_GA%20Men%20Senior_Concours%20I-8.pdf

http://mediacloud.gymnastics2010.com/C73G_Results_GA%20Men%20Senior_Concours%20I-8.pdf

5 comments:

  1. Go USA bottom boys!!! BB FTW!!!

    You are too much, Thatch. You definitely one-upped Catty with that post. Kudos.

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  2. You most certainly did - yay Margaret Thatcher! Go hairy Italians!

    And for the record, since he is the team leader, that makes JHo the power bottom.

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  3. I dunno... I see JHo as much more the dominatrix-type. Like Margaret Cho's wussy dominatrix. "Come here, little girl, come here. HERE! Get down there... get DOWN!!! And don't come back up unless you're wearing a PUSSY MUSTACHE!"

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  4. btw... is there a wikipedia entry for skatenastics? there fucking should be.

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