Friday, July 27, 2012

Eyes on Maroney



MeeeeKayluh MaROHHHknee is the best little ice bather out there!

21 comments:

  1. I am really sick of pictures of her. I had to stop following her on Twitter because the constant self portraits of her trying to have sexy bedroom eyes was just out of control. I hope she wins Gold and then goes away for a while.

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  2. Looks like the well-heeled white girls have formed a bit of a clique:

    Miss My Parents Are So Loaded Our Sprawling Abode Has iMacs and iPads in Every Room Aly

    Miss My Daddy is an IBM Executive - or Something Like That Jordyn

    Miss I Live In Laguna Niguel - Home of the Ultimate Rich Bitch Sasha Cohen McKayla

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    1. Laguna Niguel has some nice areas and some, uh, moer modest areas. A Laguna Niguel address doesn't mean anything.

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    2. Wow, bitter much..?

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  3. awww I love McKayla. She's just being silly and ridiculous like any other teenager. Listen to her interviews; they're hilarious and honest and utterly entertaining.

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  4. I want one of those squishy chair things.

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  5. @anon 4:42
    What I hear you say is: Whaa, don't miss the fact that I have no life, no significant other, crappy 7/11 job and no sense of humor.

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  6. she cracks me up! This is probably the most "real" team we ever had. McKayla is a true hilarious 16 year old

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  7. I can't speak for McKayla as I've never met her but I was good friends with her cousin in college and have met a lot of the Maroney extended family. They are middle class, not wealthy, and extremely nice: very warm, friendly, hospitable people. My friend/her cousin is extremely outgoing and totally hilarious, always talking and sincerely enthusiastic about everything and everyone. I'm guessing McKayla has some of that, too.

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    1. How dare you!! Everyone knows that all of the 'mean girls' are privileged rich white girls who bought their way onto the Olympic team. They hate Gabby because she's black and poor and could never be friends with her.

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    2. July 27 9:15
      I know you are being funny, but I seriously doubt Gabby's mom is poor. Chow's gymnastics is hardly free and the gym she was at before that, Excalibur, is also well known and very expensive. She's been doing it since she was 6 or thereabouts. People can't even imagine just how much the leotards cost much less the hand grips, floor shoes, travel, camps, clinics, and registration fees for all your meets which are nearly every weekend during the winter season. I'm a Black American former competitive gymnast and I can tell you from experience that there are no 'poor' gymnasts. (I really don't even believe John Orozco is. I think the media have blown that story way out of proportion.) My parents paid a tuition of $90/hour for gymnastics plus additional tutoring on events. Plus I took ballet lessons which were required, but not included in the gymnastics tuition. All of the girls who compete at the elite level are well enough off to have a child doing this and most likely have other children involved in sports. My parents had enough sense to inform me often of how 'expensive' gymnastics was so that I would be properly grateful. Gabby's mom must have more than a little safety net because she told NBC that she took 2 months off work for the Olympic season. Who can even do that? McKayla, Kyla, Jordan, Aly and Gabby have parents who are 'well off' enough. No one got on the US team for free.

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    3. Didn't the infamous Pilot article tell how her former gym floated her all sorts of loans, waivers, tuition breaks, etc.?

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  8. They need to throw the lazy bitch off the team. She was put on the team for her vault score and her promise of an olympic gold medal on Vault. Now the whore is out fuckin off when she is supposed to be vaulting. I can not believe they are taking her worthless ass over there and not making her do two vaults. It is bad enough that after four years, she does not even bother to get her other events up to a world level, but now, she is too lazy to do two vaults. People will say she has a broken toe, She had a broken toe before and did four events. I am sorry, she is just a lazy whore. She is not an olympian. If she was a team player, she would go home, She is adding NOTHING to this team.

    Bring on Price, Finnegan, Nastia or even Bross!

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    1. Maroney was brought in for a vault. That you even mention replacing her with Liukin or Bross is laughable. Neither can vault to save their lives.

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    2. Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you? Do you get overlooked at Trials or something? Take your meds and calm down, and stop using such misogynistic, drama queeny, overwrought hateful language about a teenage girl. Unbelievable.

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    3. I can only imagine that some blonde girl just broke a relationship off with you in your ass and you're looking to hurt someone back, nevermind who it is.

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    4. Are you convinced now Maroney was a good choice? Hmmmm?

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    5. My Name is Brian, Don't like what I say? TOUGH!!!!!August 13, 2012 at 5:24 AM

      Amazing how most of the assholes who bring everyone down are never brave enough to be anything but anonymous isn't it? The person who wrote this rant is probably 460 pounds sitting in a bean bag naked eating cheetos

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  9. McKayla Maroney please don't pull a Tonya Harding.

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  10. I think she is beautiful and has one of those sneaky girl attitudes and that turns me on.

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