Thursday, January 13, 2011
A Gift From Baby Jesus
Allison Taylor hasn't done squat in her tenure at UCLA, so now they have her hosting a Public Relations youtube/UCLABruins.com video series. It is similar to when athletes medically retire and work in the gym office in order to log in the hours they would be training in the gym, in exchange for their scholarship.
We've always known that Allison helps the Team GPA, but not that she is a Sociology major. I've never met a Sociology course that I didn't get an 'A' in with minimal effort. Just saying. It is obviously an improvement over the football players who all major in Criminal Justice---based on the records of those players, they wind up utilizing their criminal law experience.
This edition of Taylor's Twist serves as an endorsement for everyone. If you become a Bruin, you too can be just as tan with a permawhite smile. It is from all those Beach workouts.
I can't wait to see the video clips of Catch Phrase! Their banter may answer the age old question: just how developmentally delayed do gymnasts become?