Saturday, September 11, 2010

There Are No Words...

The world's first black skater.



Discuss. (And don't forget this gem.)

11 comments:

  1. O.M.G. Those were fabulously trashy (or trashily fabulous - I can't decide)! LOVE the ridiculous hip-hop/Eurotrash techno mashups! LOVE the crazy over-processed hair! LOVE the outfits! And OMG she freakin' STRIPPED to a song called "Lick It"! For the JUDGES! Has Ms. Bonaly ever topped these performances?

    One request - PLEASE feature the "Lick It" performance. It is too out there to be tucked behind a link. ;-)

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  3. Unfortunately, the Lick It video has embedding disabled. I hate when people do that on youtube and never understand it.

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  4. Aw, that sucks. : ( Ah, well. Your endorsement should be enough to encourage your readers to check it out (for those of you in the comments who haven't watched it - DO NOT MISS IT!)

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  5. I enjoy that Denise was 65 and still landing triples (and dressing like a hooch.)

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  6. She looked like a healthy 41, but wasn't she still in her late 20s then. She retired young I thought. But, yes, as a professional she blew away Roz and any of her contemporaries in the jump category. She also had bulging pectoral muscles.

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  7. In the lick it program, she reminds me of a woman you would see in a gay club who thinks she is all that even though she is really trashy. She looks like a good match for Amber Corwin.

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  8. Who has a better weave, Bielman or Surya?

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  9. Witt should thank Denise, because if she hadn't turned pro after 1981, she would have won the OGM in '84. She probably could have won in 1988 too - She was still doing triple Lutzes then, and could out-spin all of them.

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  10. I pray to the big sparkly gay purple unicorn god that doesn't really exist that Denise is living in some gay mecca teaching Zumba classes at a 24 Fitness.

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  11. I feel like I should be doing Jazzercise.

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