Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Hello, Mrs. Michelle Pell

Yesterday we discovered who the luckiest man in the world is: Mr. Clay Pell. Since April 2011, he has been courting our Kween and yesterday it was announced in PEOPLE that they are in fact getting married. The article claims that they "think the same" but in terms of his skating knowledge we must know these things:  1) Is East of Eden on his iPod? 2) Did he propose on a cloud while Lyra Angelica was playing? 3) Does he despise triple loops too?

Pell is the White House's Strategic Planner on the National Security Council. He is the grandson of Senator Claiborne Pell who created Pell Grants over 40 years ago. He is a JAG and Lieutenant in the U.S. Coast Guard. He seems like a prime candidate to being a great First Man.

This Republican duo will certainly make some fantastic babies who will all adorn the White House with cuteness and joy. We can't wait -- KWAN for PREZ.


Photos of her Mr after the jump:





"I am...the luckiest!"

"You RAISE ME up...."



Ladies man







42 comments:

  1. Oooh, congrats to the future bride and groom!

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  2. He looks young in the first 2 pics but looks older in that last one. Well congrats.

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  3. It says that Clay is a Democrat.

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    1. I don't know what her personal political leanings are, but her public face is so very bipartisan: serving in official capacities under both the Bush and Obama administration, and dating the progeny of both prominent Republican (Philip Anschutz, father of Michelle's ex Christian) and Democratic (Sen. Pell, grandfather of Michelle's fiance Clay) figures. Love.

      On another note, the most impressive thing about Clay Pell: he's purportedly fluent in Chinese (Mandarin, I presume), Spanish, and Arabic! He might even speak better Mandarin than Michelle.

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    2. Michelle doesn't speak Mandarin at all or very poorly, so that is not a difficult feat.

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    3. If I recall correctly, she had made intermittent attempts to learn Mandarin before taking courses while she was at Tufts. So who knows for sure.

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  4. I totally approve of this duo. I take it they didn't meet on Match.com?

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  5. I heard Kwan's gash goes horizontal rather then vertical.

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  6. He's cute with his hat on! And those are going to be some type A babies...

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  7. Anon @ 5:51, you are an ignorant ass and that comment should be removed.

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    1. Well whatever, it is probably true. Anyway is this guy the same hockey dude she was dating? Congratulations to Michelle!

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  8. Good to see more women waiting until they are out of their twenties, completed their higher education or job training and have a nice career before moving on to marriage.

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    1. did Michelle ever have a real career though? It seems like all she did was that volunteer "sports ambassador" thing. With this marriage, she'll never have to have a real job or career. Pell is rich rich rich.

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    2. Wasn't she was kind of busy in her 20s? That kind of skews the data - if she wasn't a competitive figure skater, there would have probably been more time for dating boys...

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  9. I just came across an interesting bit of gossip from another board:

    "congratulations to her! but i swear i thought she was a lesbian?

    i was told that when she used to train up in lake arrowhead that she was OUT with her lesbian lover?...."

    Confirm, deny?

    It's interesting that two ladies of skatenastics who have had lez speculation surrounding them have gotten engaged within a short time of each other.

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  10. I words of Dick Button "Good for Her" :)

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  11. Uhm, if it wasn't obvious from the fact that he has a political appointment in a Democratic administration, Pell is a Democrat (and from the very prominent Democratic family).

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  12. I had heard that she was a lesbian as well. I thought it was gossip but I guess not.

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  13. Who was the other supposed lesbian in skating who got engaged recently?

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    1. it was not skating, but gymnastics... dominque dawes

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    2. Oh, of course. Thanks.

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  14. You are a whore. Your mom was fucked by a dog with rabies and 10 months later you were born

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    1. Damn stray dogs! You know, I'm glad you bring this up because that's the problem with this country. People buy dogs thinking they're all cute and cuddly. And then they realize that raising dogs is hard work! They need attention all the time, and then there are the vet expenses and the dog food... It gives me all a headache. I'm totally with you on this.

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    2. I am confused, are you trying to say that Michelle is a dog? Sure she is not attractive but calling her a dog is a bit harsh.

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  15. The lesbian thing makes sense because he is one hell of a beard. I can't even look at that googly-eyed motherfucker.

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    1. Dont lie, I heard that Michelle and Witt were apparently caught in the shower together on one of the tours.

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    2. Um, no. You're thinking of Witt and Rosalynn.

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  16. I am just always amazed at how much attention Michelle generates. I mean no olympic gold, and sorry, she was not in the same league as Janet Lynn. She says she is, but not even close!

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  17. Kwan's no lesbian. She likes bones in her fish.

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  18. I don't know I heard that she does not shave her pus.... that is one of the first clues that she is infact a lesbian beard!

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    1. I would never fully shave or wax mine and trust me I am no les. Don't wanna look bare like a little girl. GROSS. In the long run it's not healthy to remove all hair from your privates over and over. It's there for a reason. Plus, why be itchy. Grow up.

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    2. well not only that but you can get ingrown hairs, but from my experience, lesbians never shave, they like the huge bush. They feel like shaving violates women.

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    3. Right. Leaving a trimmed bush seems to be more the style now for all women. Who has time to waste worrying about being bare like a teen anyway?

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    4. well i worry about eating them. I hate hair in my food! It is so hard to get pubes out of your teeth. When you try to floss, it just drives the hair in deeper!

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  19. He's kind of too overweight, bald, and dumpy to be gay, so I don't think Michelle is his beard.

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  20. He's kind of too overweight, bald, and dumpy to be gay, so I don't think Michelle is his beard.

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  21. Wow this site has gone down with these kind of comments.

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  22. I hope that Pell wasn't involved in the Libya mess.

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